Thursday, May 17, 2012

The 100-Yard Dash and End to Hyphenated Americanism

Race?  You Mean Like the Preakness?

We were informed today of something that I have had a hard time getting my head around for, well, since someone at the Census Bureau first announced this would happen, maybe 40 years ago; namely the current birth rate for minorities now constitutes more than 50% of births.  So, the minority is the majority?  I don’t really know how that works.  So, I read on. 

Just a little further in the article I read that ‘non-Hispanic whites’ will be outnumbered in the US by the year 2042.  That makes me ask the question: what is an ‘Hispanic white?’  That would seem to be obvious, but it isn’t to me, and here’s why: just a month or so ago we were all introduced to a Mr. Zimmerman down in Florida, who is, we were told, a ‘white-Hispanic.’  In as much as there needs to be a distinction ‘white Hispanic,’ there must also be a distinction ‘non-white Hispanic,’ (not to be confused with a ‘non-Hispanic white’).

Well, if you ask me, someone with the name ‘Zimmerman’ (good, solid ‘Hispanic’ name there…  Huh?) who must then be further described as ‘white Hispanic’ so that we ‘know’ what he is (and what exactly is he?) has pretty much reached my definition of a product of the ‘melting pot.’

But that hardly fits the story line someone is trying to sell.  Someone wants to stir up the pot.  What is the point of putting a headline “RACIAL TIPPING POINT” on the front page?  Is this a plea for some group in society to start procreating at a higher rate?  Is it a call for forced sterilization of another group?  What possible sane reason exists to even track this weird information?  Particularly given the inane reality that they force themselves to identify a man named Zimmerman as a ‘white Hispanic.’  Why not call him a ‘tanned German?’

Is this of any value whatsoever?  Well, sure.  It stirs up people to perhaps buy more newspapers and news magazines, listen to another insipid news talk show populated by folks who have nothing better to do then reproach the average taxpayer, and it creates more room for discussion and regulatory action by bureaucrats and policy wonks.

See, there is the problem.  You want to know who is keeping racism alive in the US, who really works at it on a daily basis?  Two key groups: the Federal Bureaucracy (start with the Census Bureau, and then make your way to Health and Human Services (HHS) and the Department of Education – they are all awash with figures on every possible weird brake-down of society by races and castes and shoe size and bowling scores, and when you are done with them, take a hard look at the mainstream media.

Meanwhile, I sat and asked myself this morning if I knew anyone of one race.  I also asked my self if I can define anyone as a pure color.  I did have a good friend in college who was black, his name was Azubekay and he was from Nigeria – med student, great guy, skin the color Indian ink.  Everyone else I know I would say is some tone of khaki – some are dark khaki, some are light, some very light.  So what?  What does that prove?  Everyone has some goofy mix of ancestors; me, I’m descended from Irish, Portuguese, some French and Canadian (or so I was told as a kid – never really researched it).  So what am I?  Well, I’ll tell you, I’m an American.  I’m not Irish-American, I’m not Portuguese-American, I’m not anything else, just an American.  You want to know what race I am?  I’ll stick with human.

Think about this: if the press had reported only that ‘Treyvon Martin was shot by Mr. Zimmerman,’ would we perhaps view that incident with a slightly different perspective?  Who benefited from reporting the tragedy in this manner?  (What is certain is that the nation as a whole did not.)

As for the Census Bureau, maybe they should focus on something else.  Maybe just focus on getting the basic count right. 

As for me, I really don’t care where you came from, who your great grandparents were, or how much melanin is in your skin.  (We all have melanin; in fact, with very few exceptions (spiders), all creatures have some melanin in them.)  Ancestry, besides being a fun topic of conversation at a cocktail party (“I’m the 9th cousin of Jesse James” (I’m not, but it would make for a few minutes of interesting conversation)) and for the sake of certain specific medical conditions, tells me nothing about you.  You are who you are, irrespective of who they were.  You parents might be criminals, and you might be a great doctor or jurist or inventor.  Alternatively, your grandparents might have been geniuses and philanthropists and you are a slothful delinquent.  Does it matter if they were born in Gabon, Gambia, Georgia, Germany, Ghana, Greece, Grenada, Guatemala, Guinea Bissau or Guyana?  How?  How does it matter?  And your skin color?  Maybe we should test for it so we can determine if someone is a ‘white Hispanic’ or a ‘non-white Hispanic,’ or a test to measure melanin content.  What could that possibly prove?  What benefit to society would that provide?  I hope that sounds as insane to you as it does to me.

More than 100 years ago President Roosevelt (T.R.) called for an end to ‘hyphenated Americans.’  He called for people to stop viewing themselves as ‘Irish-American, Dutch- American, German-American and simply view themselves as ‘Americans.’’  His call is more important today then it ever was.  The wonks and clowns in Washington, and in the media, may not understand that, but it is up to us to stress it.  The next time someone asks you your race, choose ‘other’ and write in ‘American.’  If you have a chance to talk to someone, do your best to make them very uncomfortable for asking what is truly a racist question – let’s stop this foolishness right now.  It is certain that neither the government nor the media want to stop it; so it’s time we just took care of it ourselves.

(It is perhaps worth noting that if you reach back 40 generations you have more than 1 billion ancestors – more than the total population of the world 8 centuries ago – which means that, mathematically speaking, we are all 40th cousins or less.)

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